| Full name | Kerry “PoinTwun” Quinn Schneider-Lammert of Karen, PhD |
| Species | Slvskorte fae |
| Parent | Karen Lynn Schnieder |
| Occupation | Actuarial consultant for Solin-Sly Foundation, Chaos Physicist, Math Teacher at Princess Maddie’s Magic Schools |
| Siblings | Katie and Kyle Schneider-Lammert (human brother and sister) |
| Surrogate cousins | Sophie Schucart, Bella Jones, Jesse Schucart, Ariella Jones, Nicole Jones, Magda DuBrau, Twi-Lan Hu-Marsden, James Hu-Marsden, Rafael Heyward, Mindy Heyward… (Karen Schneider has touched that many people, people.) |
| Powers | Master of math manipulation, beyond-fourth-wall awareness, limited oracle prediction powers, holographic construct generation (see picture) |
| Favorite Food | Chicken Pot Pie, Shephard’s Pie, Pizza Pie (Pepperoni and Peanut Butter) |
| Favorite Desserts | Like you have to ask? (all but rhubarb and custard) |
| Affiliation | Lords of the Never- and Zetascapes, Order of Pan, Nevertribe, Brotherhood of Pan, Sorority of Bells, ToxAnon, Solin-Sly Foundation, Queen Aurora of the Neverscape |
| Love interests | ”Meh, who needs it?” |
| Nicknames and aliases | King Isoscolomon, Hobbs D’Calvinculator |
| What you DON’T wanna call him | “Poin-twun-dexter”; not if you wanna live to see the next sunrise… |
Background Info and Dedication
“While not a staple character in the Jones Sisters’ Mythos, PoinTwun is of great importance as a tribute to the real-life counterpart of his Slvsinoft, my high school math/academic lab teacher and surrogate aunt figure. After over XX years of being her friend, Aunt Karen has guided me and counseled me when I had no one else. When it comes to spirit and heart, they don’t make anyone as strong in both as Aunt Karen. Pattonville High School and Kirkwood High School were both all the richer for having Karen Lynn Schneider among their ranks, and the number of souls she has touched, I would wager, is higher and greater than any amount a Texas Instrument calculator is programmed to display. Aunt Karen, you have been a guardian of my very heart and soul, one of a select few, and may this be a perpetual symbol of my love and gratefulness to you and your family.”
–Jeffrey David Grossman, Creator of The Jones Sisters
Seventh Ocean Media 